West Tanfield v Richmond Mavs

Match Report/Information

On a 'Proper Luke Warm' evening the talented Mavs travelled to West Trannyfield (where all the locals are Transvestites who go around poking and spooning) In fact is was a very hot n humid evening but did that dampen out spirits?? did it FOCK... it dampened our pants but brozed our sexual faces!
Capitano Hines found it difficult to get a coin of some sort but once 'moneybags' Sheehan coughed up 10p skips was off like a rocket into the trannies dressing room where after a few mins both captains had tossed off...outcum...Hines won and chose to bat! The Tranny did however try to steal the 10p possiblely to go towards some new stilettos or poppers but we got it back in the end!
Opening pair was back to the Classic Gaz Nic and Micky Lay.... Gaz was out straight away for a golden duck (Well Done) but Micky went on to get another retiring 50. As usual partners soon came and went for Mick with Kizzie Kyle, Tommo and Furbs notching up an impressive 0 all together, Welsh getting a season best 4 and Hines leading the batting figures with 1 off 3 balls. The standout display was the partnership of Double D Dale and Sloppy Joe getting 25 and 24 respectfully. Other contributions were from Gareth Mc Man O'man or as i like to call him Gazza Mc Anus with cheese (never called him that...but will now) getting an adorable 4, A Hunt stabbin a 1 up their tranny cakes which in total got us too 111 all out.

So it was a score Trannyfield thought they would comfortably get but did they? Nah did they FOCK! With class bowling from Tommo and stiffy-clenching bowling from Hines soon pegged their suspenders firmly down to the crease getting a wicket each. Both bowled all their overs went meant a bit of new blood was required at each end, Welshy (Butter fingers) and Sheehan (Tord Gripp) came on, as you can see i bracketed nicknames for them two which leads to the STAND OUT MOMENTS OF THE MATCH... Furbs make such good friends with the ball he didnt want to get rid of it or thought the wicket had some bounce on it so he wanted to throw a yorker, pity the wicket wasnt a bouncy one as he bowled the ball 2mm away from him and i slowly rolled to the batter. Welshy on the other hand was the complete opposite, he secretly was playing 'Hot Potato' with himself bowling the balll prematurely (like his sex life) into the sky not once but twice! Both moments were so LOL it made us all ROTFFLOLTO (rolling on the fooking floor laughing our little titties off) anyway...Tommo, Beanz and Welsh got wickets but We didnt do too badly seeing that we did pap batting and only just lost to them in the last over.

Think we all had a bloody great time tho, and although we're bottom of the league we're not doing too bad for a bunch of non-cricketers + 2 or 3 Legends.