Bedale wagon and horses v Richmond Mavericks

Match Report/Information

Sportsmanship: 10
Man of the Match: Bailes not only for his wickets but for the best dive we have ever seen in the world!! Tom daily would've got wet over that one... In his pants!

1st win of the season lads and what a game to win!
Where do I start... Probably from the beginning I guess? Skipper Hines won the toss AGAIN and chose to bat 1st. It's was a glorious evening down at Thorp Perrow and the beers were flowing for the wags! Pissheads ha!
Micky Lay and debutant Fabs Sartini opened the batting with Micky as impressive as always smacking them here and there and Fabs settling into the crease knocking a few about too before being caught for 7. Next in was Gary 'Dad glasses' Nicholson who unlike Fabs never really looked comfortable maybe coz he was scared of the bowler apparently chuckin bouncers at him which hurt his poorly leg...poor him, Gaz hit 4 singles then also got caught by one of the pisshead who dropped about 3 prior to his dismissal. Kyle popped up next and put dad glasses/tennis puff to shaaaaaame by hitting a decent 5! Then it was Skips turn to 'turn on the style' smacking a beautiful 4 a couple of twos and a divine single to get a 'box prodding' erection 9! (That wouldnt be the last time we saw his erected length tho it would be back when he bowled!) Slops was next in.. He had a very determined, focused look on his face and you KNOW he was mad for it!!! 1st ball he got had 6 all over it but as you do when you face your 1st ball he defended it.... Which was the wrong decision, got totes embarrassed and the. He was off again back to the pavilion for a GOLDEN DUCK!! Haha. In came Adam 'I'll get the gate' Cunningham who poked 3 runs up there bottys before being bowled out, Meanwhile Micky Lay reached 52 and retired, another lovely performance from the 'pro' Gaz McMan'o'man came in for Micky and hit a nice 16, Dave Muir replaced Gaz who didn't look faized by the fielders (who were beginning to look a bit more pissed) hit 1 not out... Which leaves us with our last person to get out... And what a way!! Andrew 'measure your bat' Hunt managed to hit the ball and look for the 1, I'm sure Dave said 'Yes' but didn't move as he watched Hunty run towards him who then realised he didn't hit it that far but was in 'No mans land' decided to himself that they were gonna get him out anyway so started walking back to the pavilion before they stumped him... Which they did! Micky lay came back in and put on another controversial 10. End of 20 overs 125

At half time we were feeling good, fresh, happy, aroused and were having some great fun practising our bowling... We were enjoying life!
Skipper Beanz then organised the field... For the 1st time ever which went a bit like this.. Hunty you go there... Slops go up there... Kizzie over behind there etc... It was a beautifully shaped field (unlike Gaz Nics mangled up dick!)
To cut this report short ill do the wickets very briefly.
A Hines got a career-best 3-31 highlights being the SWERVE wicket which was described as a 'Peach' by the man I got out who honestly could not shut up about 'that delivery' which I didn't mind ;) and also skipper Hines was coming over the wicket for the left handed batsmen but opted to 'mix shit up' by coming back and only getting it spot on and dismissing another drunken bum! (Tactician!)
Micky Lay got a beaut 4-21 highlights... Micky basically demolishing their betters hope and dreams with some Ace balls getting them ring on the ring... Which led to Slops saying the best thing I've heard on a cricket pitch "NOONE LIKES IT UP THEIR RING" another highlight from Mickys bowling was Gaz Nic getting another Catch in the field which now means I have to pick him again next week! Gosh darnit. One more class highlight was a running out of one of their bredrins with help from Hunty... Picking up the ball in the deep, throwing it just near the stumps which Cunny them walloped off! Good effort Hunty lad, who later asked "what's it called what I did in that