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newton le willows v Richmond mavericks
| Match | Division 2 | Start 18:30 | Finish 21:00 |
| When Played | Friday 21 June 2013 | Sheet sent in by | richmond mavs |
| Result | won | ||
| Batsman's Name | How Out | Bowler | Runs |
|---|---|---|---|
| M LAYFIELD | Caught | foudali | 30 |
| F SARTINI | Caught | coombs | 18 |
| A DUNWOODIE | Bowled | spence | 0 |
| A HUNT | Caught | spence | 5 |
| G MCMANUS | Caught | foundali | 0 |
| J SOUTHGATE | Bowled | hodge | 13 |
| G WOOD | Caught | hodge | 20 |
| K EMSON | Bowled | hodge | 0 |
| A HINES | Bowled | hodge | 7 |
| D MUIR | Bowled | foundali | 1 |
| G NICHOLSON | |||
| Extras | 9 | ||
| TOTAL | 103 | ||
| Bowler | O | M | R | W |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| G WOOD | 6 | 0 | 31 | 3 |
| A HINES | 6 | 0 | 26 | 1 |
| J SOUTHGATE | 4 | 0 | 24 | 2 |
| G MCMANUS | 4 | 0 | 17 | 1 |
Match Report/Information
Sportsmanship: 7
Man of the Match: Hodge
On a delightfully hot and beaut evening the mavericks won AGAIN as our run goes on to dizzy ludicrous heights!
Skips won the toss as usual as he really is a class tosser these days and chose to bat coz we're mint. After his impressive 'single runs' performance last week fabs opened with Micky lay. The ground was as small as a midgets dick so everyone wanted to smack the shiz out of the shizzer so it was no surprise that there were plenty of catches near the boundary throughout the innings, first to fall was fabs getting caught for 18, the reliable and skippers favourite Micky Lays testicles were getting too darn swesty in his crease and also got caught on 30. Last weeks self proclaimed Man of the match Adam Duckwoodie felt confident after his okayish 30odd from the previous game... Got a GOLDEN DUCK for being too Barry Big time and Oliver Confident... Straight back to the pavilion for him (to help the lads put a grip on a bat which everyone found friggin hilarious as it resembled whacking on a Condom which none of us had anyway! Thasts why we are class at cricket coz we all have aids) a few more ducks happened soon after for Gas Mc'anus fell out' and Kizzie but nice, sweet as tits performances by Gaz Wood 20 (thank the lord for him!) sloppy finally scored runs this season 13 and a amazing 6 from the skipper himself 7 ;) we were all out for 103.
It wasnt the best of scores to lead with but MY WORD DID WE DEFEND IT! Gaz Wood took 3 wickets with some scary yet sexy bowling, Skips then turned on the style getting a wicket... But deserved so many more! Slops took over and bowled neatly getting 2 beauties but then cometh the man cometh the moment... Gareth 'bowlers name please' McManus took centre stsge . The overs were closing in and it looked like those arseholes were gonna clinch the win, coming into the last over they were on 100 with a few balls to face, Gaz who was brimming with confidence having got his 1st ever Mavs wicket bowled some porno balls down to the worrying batter... They couldn't read his wicked spin and found it difficult to get anything on it... Bumholes were tight as Gas then bowled a WIDE!! I could tell in Woodies face that he was really clenching his anus as Willows needed 2 runs to win, Gaz ran up to deliver the last ball of the game and it was a BEAUTY!!!! The little knob end couldn't get anything on it and we WON!!! Their one fan looked on devastated as we all ran to Gaz and cuddled him and each other as our botty holes finally could relax!
What a game lads! We do have some fun don't we!
Next weeks game is away at Bye..... Setting off on Sunday to get to western Australia for wed afternoon.
Skips x
Sent: Friday Jun 21 2013 3:22PM
